So read this...then read below to see what we're giving away this week & how easy it is to try to win.
Truths for Mature Humans:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. (Ladies.....Quit Laughing.)
Funny, huh? To enter this week's Fabulous Friday Giveaway, just tell us you favorite one from the list above & why. I don't know if I could narrow it down to just one. The snooze button one is me, for sure. Number 10 and number 18...probably a dead tie for the best on the list in my world. But, love them all!
How about you? Just leave a comment here or or FaceBook. You'll be entered to win.
Oh, here's what is up for grabs this week:
I'm sharing one of my favorite finds...out of my personal stash! It's a Red Photo Cable Holder. I got mine at www.photojojo.com, but I've also seen them at Urban Outfitters.
Leave us a comment & you might win one right here!
Happy Friday!
Kim
17 comments:
I would have to save 5 and 7 are my favorite....5 because every time I get out the fitted sheet out of the dryer I dread it and go, gesh do I really have to fold this...LOL My other is 7 because every time I print off directions from map quest, I sit there and read every one and say to mayself...GESH Theresa you do know how to get out of your neighborhood...So then I skip a few until I find out how to really get there...Must be a blonde thing...LOL Thanks for the post, it made me laugh and think about a few of them!!!
Number 14 for me!! I know it is terrible, but sometimes there is only so much crap a person can take. HAHA!! This was fun. I liked them all.
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It is definitely number 11 for me. Some days it is hard to get my work done when I have to spend time "fighting fires". Every day I ask God to give me patience.
Likin' 19! Happens often.Thanks for the great Laugh! Those hit the nail on the head. I will be sharing those with many friends!
Man. I love them all but the one that rings with me is: 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I'm not sure that's more funny than just true but I love it. I also like the "start on mapquest #5" - I was actually thinking that just this morning trying to print out directions.
Number 18....bordem is hunger! I don't think that I am ever bored just always hungry or is it that I am hungry just always bored!! Fodd and bordem just go hand in hand these days!
Thanks for the laughs. Really dead on list, all of them. Hard to choose (some made me chuckle but I won't choose). #22 is so true for me it's not even funny.
I think the last one is pretty good and # 20 is also a favorite.
I will definatly have to share this one with my friends. Thanks for posting it, it gave me a good chuckle!
The snooze button!!! I sometimes can't even find the keys I'm holding in my hands!
I am still laughing about the last one! It's a pity that sometimes men are the brunt of many jokes.
Actually laughed out loud when I read the one about looking at your watch three times and still not knowing what time it is - I have SOOO been there, done that! Thanks for the laugh!!!
Number 20 is my favorite. For nearly 2 year we have had road construction going on. Every day there is someone that doesnt want to wait in line and tries to squeeze in. I love it when more than one car refuse to let this happen. I love all the rest but this one hit home the hardest.
I liken #8 and #13. Would love to win. Thank you.
Probably #5 and #13 would be good ones.
My favorite would have to be #24. It explains everything about the male animal. lol
That list rocks!! But I think number 1 for me!! People do not need to know where I have been surfing when I am gone!! They should also have to clean out your fridge. Wouldn't want to be the lady with the dirty fridge! LOL Thanks for the chuckle!
Well I would have to say number 11. When there are 5 people standing in your office before you arrive, then you can say, this is going to be a non-productive day, for me anyway, for them not!
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